{"id":2001,"date":"1999-04-06T12:00:13","date_gmt":"1999-04-06T19:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btnhlegacy.com\/main\/?page_id=2001"},"modified":"2020-01-30T21:12:16","modified_gmt":"2020-01-31T05:12:16","slug":"the-messenger-skit","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.btnhlegacy.com\/main\/lyrics\/krayzie-bone\/thug-mentality-1999\/the-messenger-skit\/","title":{"rendered":"Krayzie Bone – “The Messenger (Skit)” Lyrics"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
Lyrics<\/a>: Krayzie Bone<\/a>: Thug Mentality 1999<\/a>: The Messenger (Skit)<\/h6>\n\n\n\n
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The Messenger<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

Aw shit. Excuse me man, excuse me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Waiter<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

Uh, yes sir?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Messenger<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

Could you tell me where the payphone at in here or somethin’?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Waiter<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

Certainly. Back there by the wine racks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Messenger<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

All right, thanks a lot. Thank you, thank you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Waiter<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

Oh, you’re welcome sir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Messenger<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

Shit. It’s a classy ass, muthafuckin’ restaraunt. Know this muthafucka got the money, punk-muthafucka. Shit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Contact<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

Hello?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Messenger<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

Yeah, hello?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Contact<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

What’s happenin’?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Messenger<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

Yeah, I’m in the muthafuckin’ spot now, man…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Contact<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

He there?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Messenger<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

… I don’t see nobody yet, but I know the nigga’ll be here. He got reservations.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Contact<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

A’ight, handle your business.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Messenger<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

I think I see his broad comin’ in right now…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Contact<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

Right on time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Messenger<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

… So don’t worry about shit. I’m a handle this nigga, man. This nigga in a classy-ass, muthafuckin’ restaurant; I know this nigga got the muthafuckin’ money. Don’t worry about shit, I’ma handle it. A’ight?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Contact<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

No mercy, nigga.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Messenger<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

A’ight.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Woman<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

Excuse me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Waiter<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

Uh, yes ma’am.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Woman<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

I have a reservation. It’s for Jones.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Waiter<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

For Jones? Let me see here for a minute. Oh yes, Mr. Jones called. He said, he is running late, but I am to seat you now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Woman<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

Okay, thank you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Waiter<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

Follow me this way. Here you go ma’am. Um, would you like to start with something to drink while you wait?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Woman<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

Do you have a Chardonnay?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Waiter<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

Most certainly–coming right up. Oh, and uh, here is Mr. Jones right now. Hi, Mr. Jones how are you this evening?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mr. Jones<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

Hey, what’s up? What’s up? What’s up?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Woman<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

Hi, baby.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mr. Jones<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

Hey, baby. Damn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Woman<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

Baby, what took you so long? I been just waitin’ and waitin’. This is a nice place.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mr. Jones<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

Yeah, its cool. It’s cool. Did you order yet?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Woman<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

No, baby. I was waitin’ on you… Baby?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mr. Jones<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

What? What’s happenin’?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Woman<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

That guy’s been staring at me since I’ve sat down.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mr. Jones<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

What dude?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Woman<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

You know him?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mr. Jones<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

What dude?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Woman<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

That guy over there.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mr. Jones<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

Over where? Aw, shit!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Woman<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

Baby, what’s wrong?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mr. Jones<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

Damn, don’t worry about it! Jus– Damn! Just– just be cool, just be cool.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Woman<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

Baby, he’s walkin’ over here now!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mr. Jones<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

Oh, shit!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Woman<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

Baby, he’s– baby he’s goin’ in his jacket.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Messenger<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

Message for Mr. Jones, muthafucka!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Woman<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

Oh, Shit!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mr. Jones<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

Cover your head.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Messenger<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

Punk muthafucka! Punk muthafucka! Fuck you! Get the fuck out my way! Get the fuck out my way! Fuck you! Get the fuck out my way. Get the fuck out my way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Restaurant Patron<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

My leg! My leg!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Lyrics<\/a>: Krayzie Bone<\/a>: Thug Mentality 1999<\/a>: The Messenger (Skit)<\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Lyrics: Krayzie Bone: Thug Mentality 1999: The Messenger (Skit) The Messenger Aw shit. Excuse me man, excuse me. Waiter Uh, yes sir? The Messenger Could you tell me where the payphone at in here or somethin’? Waiter Certainly. Back there by the wine racks. The Messenger All right, thanks a lot. Thank you, thank you. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":215,"menu_order":4,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"templates\/template-full-width.php","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2001","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"amp_enabled":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.btnhlegacy.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2001","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.btnhlegacy.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.btnhlegacy.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.btnhlegacy.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.btnhlegacy.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2001"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.btnhlegacy.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2001\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10601,"href":"https:\/\/www.btnhlegacy.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2001\/revisions\/10601"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.btnhlegacy.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/215"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.btnhlegacy.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2001"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}